Carnival, This Ain't No Mardi Gras, Bitches

I don't think my liver has ever had to work as hard as it has these past 5 days and I think it's starting to revolt. My body parts are going to form a union and strike in the next couple of days at the pace I'm going at. With Carnival right around the corner the city has definitely kicked it up a notch. The bars are open all day now and you better believe they're occupied. Two of the guys I work have gone to Rio to enjoy the festivities...lucky bastards. Which means the rest of us have to work everyday. That's not as bad as it sounds considering that it's real quiet here since everyone is off for the holidays. Ain't a whole lot else happening here.

So as you can tell I've decided to leave the blog up and running until I'm ordered to do otherwise. Hopefully that won't happen nor the events that pursued this unfortunate Army-dog for blogging. Also, head over to this site for some transcripts from some prank cyber-sex sessions if you want a good laugh.

Lastly, I would like to say congratulations to Justin on his new job with AirTran. To you sir I give you 250 points for getting out of that trap known as Gainesville. It's like a star that goes supernova after high school and if you stick around too long the resulting blackhole will keep you there for infinity. And let the record show, that I have nothing against Gainesville but the nature of small towns like that can keep you from reaching your full potential I think.